TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN YOU ANSWER YOUR SCHOOL PHONE

Posted by admin - 12/12/09 at 09:12 am

10. What do YOU want!!!???

9. No this isn’t the principal’s office. Do I SOUND like an idiot??

 8. Pest Control speaking….and which child is yours?

7. I’m retiring this year and don’t really care what your sillybutt concerns are, m’am.

6. Lunchroom speaking….No, the meat we served yesterday was not supposed to be green. Please call your child’s doctor.

5. Make Your Child An Honor Student For $100 speaking. May I help you?

4. HELP!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. May I call you back? The children are coloring quietly and General Hospital is almost over.

2. No I did not go to college. If I had, do you think I would spend every day in a room with your kid for a living?

1. CDC speaking….Yes, it’s true!!

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